I need a five-page satirical paper about the NCAA and how they use student-athletes for insane monetary gain. Use verbal irony and sarcasm to make it funny and witty. I also need you to use non-rational persuasion techniques such as Argumentum ad populum, ad misericordium, ad baculum or ad se rem. It needs to have some research including 3 good sources and cited in MLA format. Talk about how the NCAA exploits student-athletes.
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